Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I love you. Go after that dick
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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