I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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