'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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