Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Randomize
