i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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