i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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