this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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