oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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