Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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