i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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