Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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