just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
If that was your dad, he is hot
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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