did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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