You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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