No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Randomize
