Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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