ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
My balls are so social today.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize