why didn't you poke me back
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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