Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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