weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Sacagawea was the original milf.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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