Why are handjobs necessary in class?
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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