Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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