your thong is hanging out like whoa
if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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