so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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