that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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