I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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