THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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