Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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