I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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