And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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