i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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