we have officially lost it.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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