and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize