I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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