Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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