People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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