My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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