Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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