we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Randomize
