So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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