He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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