first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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