Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I feel like abortions should bother me more
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I need a beard to bite.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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