And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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