What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I look better un-naked...
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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