No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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