Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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