I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
