There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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