HIV tests are more positive than that guy
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
pop tarts are not kleenex
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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