My nipple is on Facebook.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
My liver is preforming stress tests.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
