why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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