Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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