I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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